Wednesday, October 25, 2006

(This was just way too funny not to share.)


Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian National Convention two weeks ago in upstate New York. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female president. She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" to every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval.

Although the senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers." At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the senator with a plaque inscribed with her new American Indian Name --- Walking Eagle.

The proud senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs as to how they came to select the new name for Senator Clinton.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit that it can no longer fly.

1 comment:

Lucy said...

As I always say to you so eloquently..."Did you make that up?"