Tuesday, September 26, 2006


If it weren’t for the media who seem morbidly mesmerized by “legend in his own mind” former president Bill “I did NOT have sex with that woman” Clinton, we wouldn’t be wasting our OWN time with a mere continuation of something he “perfected” while he was still in office.

He “mastered” rewriting history in and out of the halls and bedrooms of the White House as he played it out THEN and now he’s just adding chapters to the book of “not what really happened but what I SAY happened and if I say it enough times everybody will believe it.” He “contritely” ADMITTED lying to the American people after he got caught with his “cigar” in the….well, you know what I’m talking about.

What unbelievaBill and his legion of libocrats just can’t seem to comprehend is that the TRUTH IS TEFLON. Nothing sticks to it, no matter how hard you try to apply “corrective cosmetics” to it. Only Ill Will Bill could stoop so low as to use the world’s greatest nemesis to his own advantage in trying to restore himself to the former glory about which only he and his sycophants can fantasize. If I didn’t know better (and I DON’T) I could even begin to wonder whether there’s a connection between William bin Clinton and Osama bin Laden.

Just because he’s a former president of the United States doesn’t make every word that spews from his oral cavity (if indeed that’s where it’s all coming from) gospel. Perhaps the smoke and mirrors that propelled him beyond the Peter Principle still hold him in awe of himself. Maybe he’s feeling guilt over his own inadequacy—both moral and political. Whatever the case, try as he might, he can fool some of the people all the time, but he can’t fool ME!!

Sorry, Slick Willie, if you insist, your lies will fry you, but the TRUTH shall set you FREE!!


Lucy said...

You definately out did yourself....pretty funny!

Donna said...

You can wag your finger and bite your lips Billy were on to ya!